Stupid Girl Gets 48 Years for Murder of Her Father

A dumbass JMU student, Clara Jane Schwartz, 20, got sentenced to 48 years yesterday for first-degree murder, conspiracy to commit murder and two counts of solicitation to commit murder.

The girl was obsessed with the lamest of hobbies, magik. She actually met the kid who performed the killing at a Renaissance fair. How gay is that? All I can think about is that old recurring SNL skit "Goth Talk" and how ridiculous it is to be older than 13 and find such bullshit interesting. It's like being obsessed with unicorns or patterning your life on Alice In Wonderland. And here we come to the basis of this girl's problems, she does not live in or relate to reality. She avoids it, and as a result she thought killing her dad (with a sword!) was a reasonable idea.